A Prayer

10/7/13 13:43
misskat: A lemur trying to eat a lot of watermelon. lemur labeled as me, and the watermelon labeled as "everyone in this bar." (I love everyone in this bar)
[personal profile] misskat
My friend Carrie wrote this upon requests for prayers to tech gods:

Oh god of techiness, circuitry be your name.
Thy emails come,
Thy downloading done
On earth as it's done is interspace.
Give us this day our daily cookies,
and forgive us our email
as we forgive those who email against us.
Lead us not into pop-ups,
but deliver us from spam.
For thine is the Pinterest,
the Facebook, and the Databases,
Forever and ever.
Upload.

To which the only response is:
in nomine rahaelis, et marci, et spiritus afunae, amen.

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10/7/13 18:58 (UTC)
jjhunter: Drawing of human JJ in ink tinted with blue watercolor; woman wearing glasses with arched eyebrows (JJ inked)
Posted by [personal profile] jjhunter
Hee! Mind if I link to this elsewhere[s] on DW? This is all kinds of brilliant. :o)

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10/7/13 19:01 (UTC)
branchandroot: oak against sky (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] branchandroot
*laughs until she actually cries*

This is especially priceless for children of Catholics, who can just /hear/ it in that fruity tone so many priests use. Plus the /vehement/ responsorial "Upload!".

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10/7/13 19:40 (UTC)
poulpette: cropped picture of an illustrated octopus (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] poulpette
*prints* This is excellent :)

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11/7/13 03:59 (UTC)
azurelunatic: A glittery black pin badge with a blue holographic star in the middle. (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] azurelunatic
<3

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18/7/13 04:39 (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] agnosis1975
hello...