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It's May, and nominally spring here in balmy Minnesota. "Nominally? Why is it only nominally spring, Kat?" you ask, eyes wide.

Well, my dears, it's snowing. It is snowing. In May. During Winter Storm Achilles (aptly named, as it's hobbling my bean planting abilities).

Now, there are Rules About This Sort Of Thing. Namely, there are rules governing when I am allowed to sing Christmas carols. Fortunately for me, "snowing out of season" is one of the rules! I started writing these up in IRC, and then it became a teambuilding exercise, which is TOTALLY in my job description.

Thus, I present unto you the Descent Into Mayhem, or the Dreamwidth Christmas Album


Marky Baby
Marky baby, put some coding under the tree, for me. I've been a good employee. Marky baby, so write me up some patches tonight
'Funa cutie, fix this little buggy for me, oh please. I'll even make you cookies, 'Funa cutie, so write me up some patches tonight
Think of all the green I've fixed, think of all the bugs that I didn't miss. I really do believe in you, let's see if you'll be good to meeeee....
Rah sweetie, replace it with a small shell script, so quick, use your powers for good. Rah sweetie, so write me up some patches tonight!


Little Coder Person (used to be Little Coder Fu, but it really does apply to all our devs)
Cooooode they told me, ba rum pa pum pum
A new feature to see, ba rum pa pum pum
Oh it will be easy, ba rum pa pum pum
3 minute fix said she, ba rum pa pum pum,
rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum.
Five days working, pa rum pa pum pode
on my code

This is craaazy ba rum pa pum pum
It's getting scaaary, ba rum pa pum pum
What was this dev thinking????? ba rum pa pum pum
He must have been drinking, ba rum pa pum pum,
rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum.
I guess that I should too, ba rum pa pum pum
drink my rum.


Have Yourself a Happy Dreamwidth Birthday by [personal profile] xdawnfirex
Have yourself a happy Dreamwidth birthday
Let your code be right
From now on Our journals will be on this site
So have yourself a happy Dreamwidth birthday night!


Baby, There's Code To Write by [personal profile] azurelunatic (Alternate Title: Karzilla's Carol)
I really can't stay (baby there's code to write)
My gtalk's away (baby there's code to write)
This channel has been (been hoping you'd drop by)
So very sweet (the bugs you grabbed are really neat)
My husband will start to worry (dear dev what is your hurry)
My children are banging the floor (listen to the baby devs roar)
So really I'd better scurry (you're talented, please don't hurry)
Well maybe just a variable more (do some grepping now while I pour)


O Radiator: Ode to the Translation System
O Radiator, oh radiator, how byzantine your branches!
O Radiator, oh radiator, how byzantine your branches!
Just when I think I really know, your code explodes, and starts to snow.
Oh radiator, oh radiator, how byzantine your branches!

Oh radiator, oh radiator, please tell me why you hate me?
Oh radiator, oh radiator, please tell me why you hate me?
I think I found the reason why, but then you make me want to cry.
Oh radiator, oh radiator, please tell me why you hate me?


I have some ideas floating around for 12 Days of Code-mas, but nothing concrete yet. Suggestions welcome in comments!

Welp, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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