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azurelunatic: Hey Rah, am I allowed to try to ride a segway into the library, even if it's not the library of someone we know and who knows where I live and can hunt me down?
azurelunatic: (asking for a friend)
denise: azz: no.
azurelunatic: ok!
azurelunatic crosses off list of possible hobbies
denise: i swear i need a rah!bot just to tell you people no
denise: you're gonna kill me one of these days

(For the record, I am not allowed to throw things off the hotel balcony, buy sparklers, spend excessive amounts of money on nail polish, stay up past my bedtime, or lick the keyboard. I am allowed to go to the conference without pants, interact with people on less than 4 hours of sleep, and have ice cream for breakfast. [Though to be clear, I maybe didn't exactly *ask* about these things, and just did them anyway, and I take "not being told no" to be the same as "being told yes."])